Spartan Unwonted

I’ll have the “Spartan” Special
rare, please
with a side of straddle-ramp salad
just a touch of Boudoir sauce
and a cup of Balustrade soup.
See if you could substitute
the knobdeco for the pushpixels
and add a dollop of
congealed facadeics.
Oh – something sweet – maybe
a small section of horizontal
loos with a little bowl
of tassel -plasty
Let’s have a bottle of
still poly-gel the Green
Label and
for after-meal a foyer
of molten swag.